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PAULA LA LA

AUGUST 27, 2008

Another person to make Paula Abdul seem less normal...

Kara DioGuardi is the new 4th Judge on American Idol.  Who?  Yah, I don't know either...  The woman has written songs for Kelly Clarkson, Kylie Minogue, and other artists, but has now been given the opportunity of a lifetime by being added to the judging panel on American Idol.  She is now on the MAP.




^^^ Way to matchy match Kara and Paula. ^^^  Lame.

So why switch things up after 8 years?  Well because the show needs a change!  It's predictable and ratings are down.  Seriously it's the same old 6 month competition that drags on EVERY year... It's about TIME they shake things up.

I predict a LOT of flirting between Simon and Kara.  Maybe even a Love triangle between her, Simon, and Ryan Seacrest.  Rumors will fly of catfights between Paula and Kara off set.  And Randy will STILL say "Dawg," and "Molten Hawt Lava," and, "you can sing the phone book!" A LOT.

Wonder where Kara will sit?  Beside Randy on the end?  Will she get the middle?

PLUS here's some good news...  since producer Nigel Lythgoe left to focus more on "So You Think You Can Dance" (who I think is Brilliant on that show) they're freshening up American Idol with younger mentors.  I guess he was a little too old school...  Last year they had people like Neil Diamond, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Dolly Parton and it was a huge YAWN FEST.  So A.I. says to expect some hotter names next season.  Please get Justin Timberlake... please please please.

I mean, that'd be alright...

AND American Idol is cutting out more of the bad auditions that go to air.  Good call.  It got hard to watch after William Hung.  Like really who's gonna top that?  The whole "people who don't know they're tone deaf" thing just got old!  I'm not sad to see that go.  I'd rather see talented people.

So we'll see the changes in action in January 2009.

Any chance they'll bring back Ryan Seacrest's bitter co-host from the first season?  Brian Dunkelman?  Ha ha!  I WISH.  Poor guy...




xx ~ Bri