THAT WAS QUICK

MAY 16, 2009

Didn't Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz JUST have a baby? Well apparently they get down to business because Bronx Mowgli is about to get a little brother or sister, according to Star magazine.

They say Ashlee is just a few weeks along but is really excited because she thinks this baby will "save her marriage." Umm... what's wrong with your marriage? Didn't you just get married? Did you finally notice your husband wears more makeup than you?

Another important questions is WHAT are they going to name this baby? Bronx Mowgli is probably the ugliest name in the world but they can't just go ahead and give this new baby a nice name because then BM will hate his life even more. To be fair, they should name baby #2 something just as hideous.

If they're sticking with the Disney characters theme... may I suggest?

Pinnochio, Dumbo, Or BEAST.

You're welcome.

♥ BRI