CHINA IS GROUNDED

JUNE 2, 2009

As of today, Twitter, Hotmail, YouTube, Flikr, Blogger, Wordpress, Bing, and Live.com are all blocked in China. What did they do? Miss curfew? Get caught with a Mike's Hard Lemonade?

Be thankful you live in a country where you have the freedom to go onto websites and tell the world that you just ate a grape... or whatever you do. Like this guy! (He makes Soulja Boy look like a lyrical genius...)



Also, be thankful you live in a country where you can be a less-than-average, overweight, white kid who can write a lame song about Twitter, record it in your parent's basement, make an equally lame video, put it on YouTube, and make money from it on iTunes.

Oh the land of dreams...

♥ BRI